Case file: CRIMEN Agency
10X More QualifiedAppointments.Booked For You.
Built for med spas, mortgage firms, tech coaches, real estate teams, and product businesses that live or die by a full calendar.
We install the lead machine, the ads, and the sales process that fill your week with qualified appointments — using systems, not luck.
We only take on a handful of new clients each month so every account gets our full attention. If we don't think we can 5X you, we'll tell you straight up — free of charge.
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Who This Is For
Real Estate Firms
buyer & seller leads, listing appointments, investor deals
Mortgage Firms
loan applications, refinance leads, rate-shopper follow-up
Med Spas
high-ticket treatment bookings, membership sign-ups, repeat clients
Tech Bootcamps
enrollment leads, application-to-enrollment automation, cohort fill-rate
Product Businesses
checkout automation, abandoned cart recovery, repeat purchase flows
If your business lives or dies by booked calls, closed deals, or filled seats — this is exactly what we do.
Not a generalist agency. A specialist for these five industries.
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The Results
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Average Client Lead Volume, First 90 Days
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Cost Per Lead: Before vs After
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"[Client Name] went from [X leads/month] to [Y leads/month] in [Z days], with a [X%] close rate on booked calls."
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"[Client Name] recovered [$X] in abandoned cart revenue in the first 30 days after we installed automated recovery flows."
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"[Client Name]'s sales team went from closing [X%] to [Y%] after we rebuilt their sales process."
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Let's be honest
The Problem
You didn't build your business to:
You built it to create something real. Something that scales without you being chained to it 80 hours a week.
The problem isn't your offer. It's your systems.
Most businesses in real estate, mortgage, med spa, bootcamp, and product spaces are running a 2015 playbook in 2026. We fix that.
- Chase buyer/seller leads that never call back
- Watch loan applicants ghost you mid-funnel
- Let treatment bookings slip through the cracks because nobody followed up fast enough
- Miss cohort enrollment targets because applications go cold
- Lose product sales to abandoned carts you never recovered
- Manually follow up 47 times hoping someone finally books
- Watch your ad spend disappear into a black hole with no ROI
- Hire salespeople who can't close, then fire them, then repeat
Standard operating procedure
The CRIMEN Method
We install three things into your business:
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A Lead Machine That Never Sleeps
We build you a complete GoHighLevel infrastructure — funnels, automations, follow-up sequences — so every lead that touches your business gets worked, nurtured, and booked. Automatically. Even while you sleep.
- 02
Paid Traffic That Prints, Not Burns Cash
We run ads engineered to bring in qualified leads at a predictable cost — not vanity metrics, not "impressions." Pipeline. Booked calls. Revenue.
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A Sales Team That Actually Closes
Leads mean nothing if nobody closes them. We help you build, train, or plug in a sales team (or become your outsourced closing engine) so every opportunity gets converted at the highest possible rate.
Put those three together and you don't have a marketing agency anymore. You have a revenue machine.
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Our Services
Everything broken down, no fluff, no jargon. Pick your industry and where you're bleeding the most — the brief on the right updates as you go.
Built around Real Estate — buyer & seller leads, listing appointments, and investor deals.
Output panel
The full revenue machine
Configured for Real Estate: buyer & seller leads, listing appointments, and investor deals.
GoHighLevel Build-Out & Automation
We build your entire operating system inside GoHighLevel so leads never fall through the cracks again.
- Full GHL account setup & configuration (from scratch or migration)
- Custom sales funnels built to convert (opt-in → booking → close)
- Automated follow-up sequences (SMS + email + voicemail drops) that chase leads for you 24/7
- Pipeline & CRM setup so you always know exactly where every deal stands
- Missed-call text-back so you never lose a lead to a missed phone call again
- Appointment booking & calendar automation
- Review & reputation automation to stack 5-star reviews on autopilot
- Custom dashboards so you see your numbers in real time, not guess at them
- Integration with your existing tools (payments, forms, ads, website)
The result: Every lead gets touched instantly, followed up automatically, and pushed toward a booked call or a completed sale — without you or your team lifting a finger.
Paid Advertising That's Actually Profitable
We don't run ads to make you feel good about "brand awareness." We run ads to fill your calendar with qualified leads.
- Meta (Facebook/Instagram) ads management
- Google & YouTube ads management
- LinkedIn ads for B2B / high-ticket offers
- Offer & hook creation — because the best targeting can't save a bad offer
- Landing pages built to convert (not just look pretty)
- Full-funnel tracking so you know your exact cost per lead and cost per sale
- Weekly optimization based on real data, not vibes
- Creative testing (ad copy, video, images) to constantly beat your own best performer
The result: Predictable, scalable lead flow that you can turn up whenever you want more appointments, applications, or sales.
Sales Team Setup & Training
A business with great leads and a weak sales team is like filling a bucket with holes in it. We plug the holes.
- Sales process design (script, objection handling, follow-up cadence)
- Hiring & recruiting support to find closers, not order-takers
- Sales team training & onboarding
- Call review & coaching to sharpen close rates over time
- CRM-integrated sales tracking so you know exactly what's working
- Done-for-you outsourced closing (we close for you, if you want it fully hands-off)
- Compensation structure design to keep your closers hungry and aligned with your growth
The result: More of the leads we generate actually turn into signed clients, booked treatments, enrolled students, or completed sales.
The Guarantee — placeholder numbers
We install your system. If it doesn't generate at least [X qualified leads / X% increase in booked calls] within [90 days], we keep working for free until it does.
No lawyers. No fine print gymnastics. If we don't deliver, we don't get paid for the extra time it takes to make it right.
Fill in with a real, specific number your business can back — vague guarantees don't convert, and empty ones destroy trust fast.
The case for us
Why CRIMEN Agency
We're not here to be your "marketing vendor." We're here to be the reason you hit your next revenue milestone.
We build systems, not campaigns.
Campaigns end. Systems compound.
We speak revenue, not vanity metrics.
We don't care about likes. We care about your bank account.
One team, one system, zero finger-pointing.
Most businesses hire five vendors that all blame each other when it doesn't work. We own leads, ads, AND sales — end to end.
We only win when you win.
Performance-based components available for the right partners.
Operation timeline
How It Works
- 01
Free Growth Audit
We look under the hood of your current lead flow, funnels, ads, and sales process and show you exactly where you're leaking money.
- 02
Custom Build
We design and install your GoHighLevel system, ad campaigns, and/or sales process — built around your specific offer and market.
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Launch & Optimize
We launch, track everything, and optimize weekly. No "set it and forget it." We're in the numbers with you.
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Scale
Once the system is converting, we turn up the volume — more ad spend, more leads, more closes — without breaking what's working.
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FAQ
Ready To Stop Guessing And Start Scaling?
Book a free Growth Audit. We'll show you exactly where you're losing leads and revenue — and what it would take to fix it.
We only take on a handful of new clients each month so every account gets our full attention. If we don't think we can 5X you, we'll tell you straight up — free of charge.